Cover Reveal: The Wicked Witch of Whatever AND New Contest!
Promotions , Uncategorized / September 20, 2016

Yes, it’s that time. Another cover has reared its not-so-ugly head and is ready to be revealed to the world. I give you The Wicked Witch of Whatever. This YA paranormal/ urban fantasy (still trying to figure out that exact niche) is set at Cawdor High School for the (Magical) Arts. I don’t have a blurb yet. Are you nuts? I’m still rewriting. What if I rewrite something that gives me the perfect blurb? All you need to know is that Macbeth meets Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead meets me. And maybe a heavy dose of teen pop culture thrown in for seasoning. The Wicked Witch of Whatever is slated to be released on Halloween, which is my favorite holiday of the year. When else can I get away with dressing like one of my own characters without someone questioning my sanity? In honor of its release, I’m throwing a little picture party. Dress up like your favorite INDIE character for Halloween, snap a photo, and send it to me. Seven lucky winners will win an ebook copy of The Wicked Witch of Whatever. Three lucky winners will get to have a character named after them in an upcoming book….

30 Day Challenge: Final Day to Signup
30DayChallenge , Promotions / June 14, 2016

Just a reminder that today is the final day to sign up for the 30 Day Whole Writer Challenge. You do not have to be a writer to join the challenge. You do not have to have writing goals. You just need to signup (at this point, please either email me or join the Facebook group) and state your goal before whatever time I look at Facebook on June 15th. I’m travelling between fictionary worlds, so you may have until midday. Or you might not. Why should you do this? Beyond the obvious support, there are prizes: Week 1 (ends June 22): 3 people will win your choice of a free Zanzibar ebook Week 2 (ends June 29): 1 person will win a free ebook on Amazon of your choice (from a list) Week 3 (ends July 6): 1 person will win a free writing journal or paperback book of your choice (from a list of Zanzibar-approved indie authors). Week 4 (ends July 13): 3 people will win your choice of a free Zanzibar ebook GRAND PRIZE: one person will win a full, signed Zanzibar paperback collection- Veneri Verbum, Beta Beware, The Annals of Bobian.   All prizes are transferrable….

Captured! and a Challenge/ Contest
Promotions / June 7, 2016

Shh. Read quietly. The Conductor caught me yesterday and has determined that I have derailed my Life Plan, so I’m under a directive to do no blogging until I either write 50k over my three WIPs or finish one of them. Bah. Like I’ve ever listened to The Conductor. However, this does mean my normal blogging schedule has been disrupted. Also, I’d like her to go away, so I need to get the 50k written. I thought I would turn to you, my adoring blogging public (stop laughing) for inspiration. Here’s the deal: I have to write 50k mucho fasto (or “very fast” for those who don’t speak Figment Spanglish). You have some goal you need to reach. We can cheer (or jeer) each other on. Post a reply in the comments about the challenge you are going to accomplish between June 15th and July 15th. It can be a daily thing (write 1k a day), a weekly thing (finish one short story a week), or something for the full 30 days (write 50k– copycat!). It doesn’t even have to be writing, since I want my non-writing readers to get involved too. Want to get in shape? Challenge yourself to…

CONTEST GIVEAWAY: Free ebook, maybe paperback too
Promotions / May 27, 2016

  I’ve decided I need more book reviews. Apparently, they’re a useful thing. So, here’s the deal. Send me a message. Tell me which book you want: Veneri Verbum, The Annals of Bobian, or Beta Beware. Tell me if you want PDF, ePub, or MOBI. If you already own all three, bless your little heart, you can pass it on if you win. You can reply here, send me email at zanzibar7schwarznegger@gmail.com, hit me up on Facebook, or DM me on Twitter (zanzibar7writer). I’ll pick a winner or two or three, depending on my mood. Might do a paperback, also depending on my mood. In exchange, I just ask for an honest review. Brutal is acceptable, but funny is better. Just review. Want more entries? Share, then show me that you shared. One more entry for every share. Share anywhere and everywhere. Invite others to share. Then share the sharing. Sharing is caring. Thanks!  

Release Party for -Once More Into the Breach-
Promotions / December 3, 2015

  Have you ever been curious about how I get my writing ideas? Would you like to see what I’ve been up to the last few months and what’s on the horizon? How about a chance to win an ARC copy of The Annals of Bobian (YA humor) or Beta Beware! (the next Figments book)? Okay, fine, do you like dogs? Come to the online release party this weekend for Once More Into the Breach! There will be games, giveaways, and a chance to buy a copy of a collection of ‘punked Shakespearean stories that will benefit PAWS Animal Shelter in Lynnwood, Washington. I’ve been there, and they have no plot bunnies, so I support this effort. … I’m on from 9-10 am Saturday, but come throughout the event. Support the animals! Have fun! Big money, big prizes, no whammies! https://www.facebook.com/events/1142264279135924/  

OCTOBER PROMO
Promotions / October 9, 2015

I don’t promo well, but my social reality person has gone on the lam, so I’m going to take a stab at it.  I’m offering a big promotional deal to all of my loyal Readers from now until October 23rd.  Here’s what I need from you: 1. Support the NaNoWriMo Young Writers’ Fund by going to http://www.adropofinkreviews.com/ and making a donation. In exchange for your donation, you will get five non-DRM books: Veneri Verbum, Grave Beginnings by R.L. Virdi, Dawn of Steam: First Light by Jeffrey Cook and Sarah Symonds, Think Happy Club: Friendship by Grace Snoke and Anne Saucer and Rose in the Dark by Casia Schreyer. Any donation gets you five books. All donations will go to the Fund, which supports the development of young writers. 2. Write a review of any book written by a NaNoWriMo writer. Need some recommendations? Ask!  Please post your review on Amazon, Goodreads, and Facebook.  You can post it here, too, for bonus points. (Legal disclaimer: Bonus points are good for exactly squat, diddly, and nada, but are excellent for making your favorite Figment-Writer happy.) 3. Buy a copy of Veneri Verbum in any format. Note that step one can count for this,…