I’ve been trying new things, like playgrounds and malls, lately. Did you know that there is a gang that converges on both of these areas with regularity, spouting all sorts of code words and swearing life-long allegiance to each other? I’ve been told BFF is not supposed to be taken literally and that ‘tween girls aren’t really dangerous, but the very name ‘TWEEN’ sounds like something that could rip your heart out with a well-placed protractor.
I do think I’ve managed to decipher some of the code, though, and am sneaking it into my next short so that others will be warned. Better to be prepared than not!