The Bobian Before Christmas

Merry Christmas From the Bobian

The Bobian Before Christmas

In the spirit of the holidays, the Bobian is going to share his eggnog and peppermint ice cream with you.

Ow.

Rubberband guns can cause welts. Did you know this?

Alright, my mistake. In the spirit of the holidays, the Bobian is going to share whatever is in his stocking with you.

Ow OW!

Stop that! I’m the author here. You’re just a Character.

Fine. In the spirit of the holidays, the Bobian isn’t going to share¬†anything because the Bobian is a selfish teenager who has no Christmas Spirit. I, on the other hand, will share a lovely little tale about the Bobian and Christmas Spirit. All you need to do is sign up for the newsletter. There should be a little box for it.

It needs work. In my quest to become real, I lost a lot of writing mojo. I’m going to fix that. But, for now, this is what I have for you. Thank you for following my adventures as a Real Writer. I appreciate each every one of you.

If the button doesn’t work, send a man in a red suit down my chimney and I’ll have him pass it on when he gets to your house.

Don’t tell me that’s not how Santa Claus works.

Merry Christmas, all!