I’ve been here for two days now. People are always spending time on something called Soshal Meedya, so I’m trying to learn. I Owled yesterday! Owls seem to tweet instead of hooting here.
Since I’m here anyway, I’m going to try my imagination at being a writer. I always wanted to write, but I didn’t feel like going to court.
Time’s up! There’s a lot of rain here, but The Conductor will catch my scent eventually.