LiveWriting #NaNoWriMo
NaNoWriMo Prep / October 24, 2015

I think I have decided to live write (liveblog) part of NaNoWriMo. It shows a distinct lack of sanity, which only makes it more appealing. My Tumblr liveblog will be here: More to follow… maybe a schedule.

Publishing a NaNoWriMo Book: It’s All About Networking
NaNoWriMo Prep / October 16, 2015

I’ve been blathering on about all the things you’re supposed to do in order to publish your book. I was going to jump into Writer platforms (which are neither train stops nor shoes which make you taller). I forgot something very important: networking. There’s a lot of negativity around the term “networking” in the artistic world. (Don’t even think about bringing it up in Figmentland.) It brings up high-powered executives jostling with each other to get the best end of a deal. That’s not how it should be, especially in the creative world. Networking is, at its very best, making friends who do the same thing you do (or something in the same realm) and then working together to support each other. It means taking steps to help others instead of viewing them as your competition. The best thing about networking is that it levels the playing ground for independent writers. If you network, you have as strong a reach as any traditionally published author. There’s a lot said about building a platform. I’m going to say some of it, in fact, next week. That’s important. But far more important is building your network. I belong to an online writer’s…

Publishing a NaNoWriMo Book: Achieving Your Goals
NaNoWriMo Prep / October 14, 2015

So, now that you’ve set your goals… you did set your goals, right? Back in this post, I walked you through how to set goals. Hopefully you did your homework, because I’m going to blather on about how to achieve them. For those who are wondering how I’m qualified to talk on goal-setting and achieving, I read a lot of books. I’m a Figment; we don’t need to eat or sleep much, so I read. I also set a really daunting goal with my last book and achieved it. So… mostly qualified. My guidance for this section about goal-setting is from Goals! by Brian Tracy. He believes there are twelve steps to set and achieve any goal. Our goal is to publish our NaNo book. Let’s walk through it: Desire. I know a lot of people say “I want to win at NaNo this year”, but then fail. I’ve failed. Why? Most likely it wasn’t the thing we wanted most. (Occasionally outside stuff interferes, but that still means that outside stuff is what you want most). There’s nothing wrong with wanting other things more; you just have to be aware of it so you can work around it. Priorities. If…

Publishing a NaNoWriMo Book: Setting Your Goals
NaNoWriMo Prep / October 12, 2015

We’ve been talking about prepping for NaNoWriMo as if you’re going to publish. Okay, I’ve been prepping. The rest of you have been letting the crickets do the talking, which is really awkward, because they never want to be quiet when I’m trying to concentrate. Hopefully you’re still doing the homework. Let’s talk about setting goals and taking names. Mostly goals. You can take names if you want. Stop for a moment and pretend you have your perfect dream Writer world. Where are you in five years? How many books do you have out? What are you known for? Unless you have a vision for where you want this writing thing to take you, you probably should still with writing for fun. Ooh, sorry. Was that harsh? I’ve been told I can be harsh and I’m trying to change that. But, really, if you don’t have a vision, you at least need a guide dog. Let me be your… wait, no. Scratch that. I’ll guide you. No dogs. I read a lot of books. It’s fun for me, because I can go in and mess with the Figments or Characters, but sometimes I learn things. I read Goals by Brian…

Promotions / October 9, 2015

I don’t promo well, but my social reality person has gone on the lam, so I’m going to take a stab at it.  I’m offering a big promotional deal to all of my loyal Readers from now until October 23rd.  Here’s what I need from you: 1. Support the NaNoWriMo Young Writers’ Fund by going to and making a donation. In exchange for your donation, you will get five non-DRM books: Veneri Verbum, Grave Beginnings by R.L. Virdi, Dawn of Steam: First Light by Jeffrey Cook and Sarah Symonds, Think Happy Club: Friendship by Grace Snoke and Anne Saucer and Rose in the Dark by Casia Schreyer. Any donation gets you five books. All donations will go to the Fund, which supports the development of young writers. 2. Write a review of any book written by a NaNoWriMo writer. Need some recommendations? Ask!  Please post your review on Amazon, Goodreads, and Facebook.  You can post it here, too, for bonus points. (Legal disclaimer: Bonus points are good for exactly squat, diddly, and nada, but are excellent for making your favorite Figment-Writer happy.) 3. Buy a copy of Veneri Verbum in any format. Note that step one can count for this,…

Publishing a NaNoWriMo Book: Saving All the Bits
NaNoWriMo Prep / October 9, 2015

I’ve heard it a million times: “I have this great idea. I can’t wait until it’s time to write.” “Did you write it down somewhere?” “Oh, no. I’ll remember this. It’s good.” Two days later… “I forgot what it was!” I have read that the great Stephanos Reyes (known in your world as Stephen King) does not write down his ideas. If they’re good enough, he’ll remember them when it’s time. While I respect his creative genius and his productivity, most of us need to write things down to remember them. Also, if you’re new to this, having little notes to jar your memory may be what gets you to two thousand words that day instead of petering out at fifty. When I wrote Veneri Verbum, I had little notes on everything everywhere. Okay, my notes were sometimes actual Figments I created, but we’ll work with your world. When you get a great idea, write it down. When you sit to write, put all your great ideas next to you. If you get stuck, pull one of the great ideas. If you have a lot of them, pick the one that works best. If you only have one, toss that…

Publishing a NaNoWriMo Book: Fleshing Out the Characters
NaNoWriMo Prep / October 7, 2015

She lay there, a formless mass of bones, muscles, and blood, not yet a real Character. It was his job, as a Writer, to flesh her out. Adding some flesh to cover up the gore would be a good start. It can be tricky business making the Figments from your imagination into real, flesh-and-blood Characters. There are a lot of ways to go about it, too. I recommend picking one to keep your Characters straight unless you want  to end up with  Tweedledee-Tweedledum confusion. Pantsing It– Completely If you think your memory is good enough, just put your Character out there and wing it. No notes. No planning. Don’t blame me if she turns out like Chris in Veneri Verbum and never quite solidifies into a solid Character. Also don’t blame me if she’s homicidal. It’s a lot of stress when you don’t have an Id. Pantsing It– With Style If you want to pants it, I recommend making notes. Use notecards, Scrivener, sticky notes, or tattoos, but make notes of every important feature about your Characters.  If he has brown hair in chapter one and red hair in chapter three, a Reader will eventually notice.  Don’t forget to add…

Publishing a NaNoWriMo Book: What About Publicity?
NaNoWriMo Prep / October 5, 2015

First, a disclaimer: this is not one of my stronger areas.  I’m a Figment. We don’t have social media. We once burned Writers at the stake (and, accidentally, at the steak). I’m so bad at this that I hired a social reality person.  (Which reminds me that I need to fire her and hire someone else, but that’s not part of this post.) A lot of first-time writers don’t start publicity for their books until after they’ve published. At the very least, they wait until release week and spam everyone with their excitement. Excitement-flavored potted meat is not nearly as tasty if you’re not the one who created it. You really need to start setting up your social media before you ever start writing. The real trick, you see, is that social media is about connection, not about potted meat. If you start connecting with people before you get excited about your book, they will get excited with you because you have a connection. If you toss it out there before they know you, you’re a telemarketer. Even telemarketers don’t like telemarketers. Now that you’re caught up on your homework (you are caught up, right?), here’s your next assignment: get…

Publishing a NaNoWriMo Book: Making a Schedule
NaNoWriMo Prep / October 2, 2015

  SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY 6AM 6:30AM 7AM 7:30AM DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE 8AM WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK 8:30AM 9AM 9:30AM 10AM 10:30AM 11AM 11:30AM NOON 12:30PM 1PM 1:30PM 2PM 2:30PM 3PM 3:30PM 4PM 4:30PM 5PM 5:30PM DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE 6PM 6:30PM I’ve been told many of you have lives outside of Writing. Apparently these involve things like Work, Family, and School. I have none of these things, but I’m going to help you plan for November as if I do. First, the big secret to winning NaNo is to know what you have to do to win. If you have a job and a family, you know that you need to write fast and hard (even if you don’t write erotica). If you have lots of free time, you may need motivation. My trick would be to plot your life the way you plot a book.  (Pantsers, this even means you.) 1. Figure out your life Find or make yourself a calendar. November starts on a Sunday this year, which is very helpful. Make four weekly calendars (like above) and one with just two days. You have November. Now, fill in the…

Publishing a NaNoWriMo Book: How to Prepare for November
NaNoWriMo Prep / October 1, 2015

Last year I wrote a novel during National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo). No big deal; according to the site, 325,142 other Writers finished a book in 2014.  However, I wrote in November, edited in December, and published in January. Most of you aren’t Figments. I believe you have to type or handwrite your words, rather than have them appear on the screen when you think them. But if you’re writing a book with the intention of publishing, there’s some NaNo prep you might want to do now that October is officially here. 1) Solidify your idea Every pantser, gardener, and booper just cried out in pain. “We don’t plan! We run by the seat of our pants!” (Sounds painful, by the way.) If you’re writing just for fun, yes, pants away. (Please don’t take them off. That’s a verb, not a noun.) However, my studies show that the majority of traditionally published novelists plot to one degree or another. (My studies may or may not be other people’s studies that I’m using as an example.)  J.K. Rowling? Plotter.  Tolkein? Plotter. Even Stephen King, who treats plotting like adjectives, does at least get a good concept of his story ahead of…